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Jaymo vs the groupie,hater and snitch.

06 May

The series in Question you may ask?

boston_legal

JAYMO vs OPPOSING COUNCIL.

In the case of  loyal followers vs akajaymo in the matter of the fore mentioned ab scorning his blog for several days,how does the defendant plead?

“not Guilty your honor”

“Will the opposing council call their first witness to the stand”

“we  call to the stand Groupie1”

OPPOSING COUNCIL: Please tell the court your name and your relationship with the defendant then give your story.

GROUPIE1: My name is Groupie and just like my name states am akajaymo’s number 1 groupie. Now the reason am on this stand today is coz    this nyga  right here has been snobbish to me like i don’t  exist and has even changed numbers on me,what nerve.

matter of fact since he started blogging he hasn’t had time for me,i rarely see him outside anymore and every time we talk he jolts away faking some wave of brilliance,you should hear him talk “Groupie baadaye, nimepata inspiration ya post  mazee”

I mean if that aint  snobbing,then what is??He even went as far as telling me he would leave his blog for me,and i believed it since the last few days we have been with him,no writing,no waves of briliance,just me and him. Till yesterday when he left me and i havent seen that lying bastard since

OPPOSING COUNCIL: let the record show that the lying bastard is  akajaymo.Who categorically  abscorned his blog to be with groupie.You may have your seat Groupie1.

we call to the stand hater1.

Please tell the court your name and your relationship with the defendant then give your story.

HATER1: (in a deep american accent)YO!! my name be Hater,with a capital H coz i hate on all yall fake thuging nygas nahmean.Now this nyga right here,this nyga right here! this nyga be a fake nyga, he be all up on my shyt,talking like he got samthing to say.Matter of fact i aint snitching,c0z yall know real nygas as myself dont snitch but i heard him bitching bout how he aint got no more creative juice left in him.How he thinking of just endin it all,and i was like i told yall  nygas he cant write.only thing he can write is the alphabet,and he need help withthat too.Nyga u aint malcom-x with your revolutionary speech….what!!

OPPOSING COUNCIL:
let the record show that akajaymo ab scorned his blog because and i quote no more creative juice.you may have your seat Hater with a capital H.

we call to the stand  snitch1

Please tell the court your name and your relationship with the defendant then give your story.

SNITCH1: my name is stich but people call me snitch,akajaymo is a nygaa av been keeping my eye on for a while now. That nyga be googling all his posts,matter  of fact yesterday when i was going through his trash i found a couple of receipts issued out to some ghost writers,now i aint snitching but i hear the one tree hill post cost him 5k.Dude is baked…i heard he giving up blooging coz he got some fancy intership,but between me and you dude is at home on the couch watching all those series he blogs using,and this aint snitching  but Iheard his girl left him matter of fac…..

OPPOSING COUNCIL:

Thank you…thank you  snitch thats more than enough snitching for today,you may take your seat.Let the record show that akaJaymo,purposefully left his blog because of and i quote fancy intership.We dont have anymore witnesses your honour,we rest our case.

Akajaymo,do you have any witnesses yourself?

yes your honor,may i be allowed to call to the stand Ka Binti.

SUPPORTING COUNCIL: Please tell the court your name and your relationship with the defendant then give your story.

KA BINTI: my name is ka binti and you may choose to say am akajaymo’s object of fascination.I would like to bring to the courts attention,despite contrary notion,akajaymo had not in any way abscorned his  blog…

“aaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii”The groupie,hater and snitch shout in unison.

order in court proceed miss ka binti

As i was saying Akajaymo is a dedicated  writer,spending most of his day writing away,may it be the code he so effortlessly types on his comp,or the texts he sends me,or the in boxes on facebook,aka jaymo is faithful to his writing,he would never and I stand quoted ab scorn his blog for an reason what so ever.I guess you may say,that’s why i like him so much

“shindwe pepo mbaya!shindwe!!!” ejects the groupie

I will not warn you again interjects the judge.Ka binti continues…

Thefore your honour look upon him with justice and transparency.

She leaves the stand.the hater,groupie and snitch obviously not impressed.

After hours of deliberation the jury comes to a conclusion.

“In the matter of AkaJaymo,and after taking much consideration into Ka binti’s testimony,we the jurry find him….

NOT GUILTY,and therefor see it fit he be relised to keep on doing what he does best,BLOGGING”

 
 

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