Random Album

10 Aug

So Jana I sat down and asked myself why does everyone on facebook have a photo album labeled ‘Random’….

Here is how wikipedia decribes the term RANDOM..”Made, done, happening, or chosen without method or conscious decision”….Get the last 5 words “without conscious decision”

Hold that thought…let me go deeper into the computing world.In linux there exists /dev/random….you know what it does?Ill tell you,its a special file that serves as a random number generator or as a pseudorandom number generator

So Ladies and Gentlemen,why would you pose for pictures with your Girlfie,boyfie,clande,pub mates,folks,dog,pet hamster or god knows what else people get photographed with,upload em on Facebook…and then go on to add/create a random album and paste em there<au Facebook haijaanza kuoffer copy+paste baadala ya upload!!!!!>

Kwa hizo picha you have taken time to exfoliate your face,trim the eyebrows then put on a tonne of make up only to add em in your Random Album….kwanza wacha hiyo,umechukua Photoshop ukaa pimp photo alafu umeilabel what?Random

I have Facebook keen who have true random photos,You want to know what a random picture looks like:

That right there scores a 10 when it comes to randomness,she “without conscious decision” held her Ass <probably kutoa lounge> and a pic of her got taken…if she creates an Album on facebook called random and adds this picture then she would be hitting the spot.

Lakini all yee uncreative folk out there with a limited vocab of album names stop creating fake random albums..then you make matters worse by tagging me,while i was careful to pose for that Kodak moment.

Ju ya hiyo story…back to the Server Room.



Posted by on August 10, 2011 in Uncategorized


2 responses to “Random Album

  1. June Juma

    August 11, 2011 at 8:39 am

    Mara tht tht….HAAA!

  2. akajaymo

    August 11, 2011 at 3:31 pm

    june darling,just cheked ur fb profile..atleast hakuna ‘random’


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