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Frothy Friday.

24 Sep

The words in me were itching like literally…I haven’t written in a while…not  writers block eating me up…hell no…maybe a dub of liquor and boredom add the coding to that ,the erratic wi-fi that characterizes my life and you probably get why I was kinda off.

Today is a great day to write, Saturdays are usually good for me woke up and dissed Ictumwet for going to a bash without me she looked pretty from my drive way…did kidogo  coding and decided to halla at the code  sensei *read Iddsalim*, I was bumping to windeck and he gave me a link to remix,Talked bout this and that.he was at ihub so kept the storo short

Any who today amo vent…yeah thats right amo vent…am that Guy today..the guy who cant throw stones coz he lives in a glass house so he decides to throw words. Sasa Jaymo una vent ju ya nini….what else frothy friday,I guess after you have spent a couple of years in college every thing seems like crap coz you have  been there done that, bought the t-shirt and lost it.

Booooo sour grape syndrome ndo unayo….ok let me feel you in.A ka fresha decides to feel all hot on you,amevaa ile sura ya niongeleshe uone…lakini nguo ni zile  za leo silalai kwangu…. the froth in you was kinda accelerated and she seemed fly for a minute…and the tat above her right boob kinda looked hot in retrospect to the dark…you are weaving all your words of deception  with such prowess…word play is at its highest. The froth be confusing coz you can swear you must have heard here say …”sijiskii kubonga” and the first thing to hit you was what?????But you facked as hell you dont know the question you asked her to warrant that responce..maybe  it was “I think your A cup boobs would look better with kidogo silicone implants to swell em up,dont you agree?”All in all you now solo…and the only thing you left with is that boti of Pili looking sexy as hell,you order another and you now having what I call a frothy threesome.(you,plili #1 & pili #2)

Huyo wewe next damsel….”sap ma,I kinda dig that look you have on tonight”…she smiles,you can swear its a blush,or maybe  a giggle “thanx…I havent seen you before,you new?” You engage yourself in  a minute of  monologue..kwani am supposed to be like an EABL billboard ndo uni notice…but you refrain from anything valgour “si niko low key,u know how this things go”… she has a blank expression…its like she buffering what you just told her…it hits home…fack this you too slow for my liking…

From the distance you can see Right man*read Marto* be all up on some mama….unajua usipotia bidii ni wewe unalala nje leo….you downing the bottles like they plain water or something…the booze is kicking in..real fast….fack JKUAT for few mamas and a hundred jamaas,itabidii umebafua jamaa flani…

Killer smile check…some chic is obviously not into the vybe ana pewa na jaymo be the solution…couple minutes later you and her move to a more secluded  location…..one or to shots of that,mixed with a some of that…….the next thing you remember is waking up on sato morning

 
2 Comments

Posted by on September 24, 2011 in campo, Humour, MEMORIES.

 

2 responses to “Frothy Friday.

  1. ictumwet

    September 24, 2011 at 1:30 pm

    All i got is that I was looking pretty hot today. Gee, thanx.🙂 Soooo…your Friday All i got is that I was looking pretty hot today. Gee, thanx.🙂 Soooo…your Friday cockamamie behaviour is back. I feel for those ladies.🙂

     
    • akajaymo

      September 24, 2011 at 2:19 pm

      You were..u know a bratha has to get acastomed to seeing you in skitrs…was used to the other look…ati you feel sorry for em…hahahahahah

       

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