The series in Question you may ask?
JAYMO vs OPPOSING COUNCIL.
In the case of loyal followers vs akajaymo in the matter of the fore mentioned ab scorning his blog for several days,how does the defendant plead?
“not Guilty your honor”
“Will the opposing council call their first witness to the stand”
“we call to the stand Groupie1”
OPPOSING COUNCIL: Please tell the court your name and your relationship with the defendant then give your story.
GROUPIE1: My name is Groupie and just like my name states am akajaymo’s number 1 groupie. Now the reason am on this stand today is coz this nyga right here has been snobbish to me like i don’t exist and has even changed numbers on me,what nerve.
matter of fact since he started blogging he hasn’t had time for me,i rarely see him outside anymore and every time we talk he jolts away faking some wave of brilliance,you should hear him talk “Groupie baadaye, nimepata inspiration ya post mazee”
I mean if that aint snobbing,then what is??He even went as far as telling me he would leave his blog for me,and i believed it since the last few days we have been with him,no writing,no waves of briliance,just me and him. Till yesterday when he left me and i havent seen that lying bastard since
OPPOSING COUNCIL: let the record show that the lying bastard is akajaymo.Who categorically abscorned his blog to be with groupie.You may have your seat Groupie1.
we call to the stand hater1.
Please tell the court your name and your relationship with the defendant then give your story.
HATER1: (in a deep american accent)YO!! my name be Hater,with a capital H coz i hate on all yall fake thuging nygas nahmean.Now this nyga right here,this nyga right here! this nyga be a fake nyga, he be all up on my shyt,talking like he got samthing to say.Matter of fact i aint snitching,c0z yall know real nygas as myself dont snitch but i heard him bitching bout how he aint got no more creative juice left in him.How he thinking of just endin it all,and i was like i told yall nygas he cant write.only thing he can write is the alphabet,and he need help withthat too.Nyga u aint malcom-x with your revolutionary speech….what!!
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